why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
|kid:||dad whats a 69|
|dad:||well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]|
I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend.
I EXPECTED SOMETHING DEEPLY EMOTIONAL
I LEARNED WHAT NOT TO DO
IF I WANNA BECOME THIS GUY’S FRIEND